Laura Palmer , 25

Te Aro, Wellington City

Gender
Female
Bust Size
E
Dress Size
8
Hair Colour
Dark Brown
Eye Colour
Brown
Shoe Size
9
Private Advertiser
Age
25
Gender
Female (She)
Gender Presentation
Feminine
Ethnicity
Caucasian / Pākehā
Bust Size
E
Dress Size
8
Hair Colour
Dark Brown
Eye Colour
Brown
Shoe Size
9
Height
5'7" / 170cm
Personal
Shaved
Tattoos
Yes - Lots
Piercings
Ears
I would describe my body type as: Toned, Curvy

About Me

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.



I promise you I'm not like any other woman you've ever been with. I'm real, I'm honest, and I want to have just as good of a time as you, if not preferably more ;)I am not your classic good girl. I am not a boring bimbo on your arm. I am a disturbingly unique snowflake; an arthouse experiment you've yet to encounter. I'm smarter than you'll want me to be, and cocky to boot, but if you treat me right your life will be a wildfire adventure you may or may not regret. Originally from Seattle, I have a Masters in Compsych, previously lived in Phuket, Thailand (Phued passad Thai dai!) and have just relocated to Wellington about 6 months ago. I have a passion for books, art, animals, video games, music and adventures. I'm fairly alternative and certainly cynical. I have an ever-growing collection of nerdy tattoos I'm sure you'll be keen to discover. Outside of university I spend most of my time gaming, practicing guitar, doing yoga/pilates, screenwriting and acting, volunteering and attending psychology conferences/research groups, taking photos or making art in other forms, partying, travelling, dancing, swimming, meditating, camping, watching films, reading novels and comics, going to plays/live music/museums, going out for food/drinks, riding on my scooter, spending time with my animals, and meeting new people. I'm absolutely obsessed with David Lynch, Bret Easton Ellis, Zelda, and vaporwave. I'm a little bit Mona Flowers meets Daria with a dire wanderlust, a bit (or a lot) of a tom boy babygirl, but also a very strong, confident woman.

I am an experienced woman, but I'm always interested to try new things, so give me a ring if you want to explore our bodies together, or if you just want a one-on-one experience that isn't just your run-of-the-mill, one-hitter-quitter. My favourite dates are personal and fun, especially with dinner and a drink and maybe some dd/lg roleplay or toys if that's up your alley. But don't worry, I'm also quite happy to spit in your mouth and tell you what to do if that's what you want, you dirty dirty boy... But if you're more keen for a simple chat and a cuddle that's always a lovely time as well, so long as you treat me right - so let's make some real memories; let's have an adventure together daddio!

Services

Services listed may cost in addition to the hourly rate. Please inquire.
Available for:
Men
Women
Non-Binary
Couples
Client with Disabilities
Incall
Outcall
Travel (FMTY)
Dinner Dates
Overnights
Escort
Sensual Massage
BDSM/Fetish
Online Services
Services:
  • Anal Play
  • Balls Licking and Sucking
  • Bi Doubles
  • Blowjob
  • Body Slides
  • Caning (on you)
  • CBT Cock and Ball Torture
  • Costumes
  • Couples
  • Cuddles
  • Cuffs
  • DATY Oral Sex
  • DDLG Daddy Dom Little Girl
  • Deep Throat
  • DFK Deep French Kissing
  • Dominant
  • Edging
  • Fingering
  • Foot Fetish
  • GFE
  • Golden Showers
  • Hand job
  • Kissing
  • Lingam Massage
  • Massage
  • MS Multi Shots
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Nipple Play
  • Nuru
  • Prostate Massage
  • PSE
  • Rimming (on me)
  • Rimming (on you)
  • Roleplay
  • Sex
  • Shower Together
  • Spanking (on me)
  • Spanking (on you)
  • Squirting
  • Strap on
  • Strip Show
  • Strip Tease
  • Submissive
  • Teasing
  • Tickling (on me)
  • Tickling (on you)
  • Toys (on me)
  • Toys (on you)
  • Toy Show
  • Voyeurism
  • Yoni Massage